"You should always live together before you get married. Just to make sure the rubbers work" -Jerry
During a discussion about the movie 127 hours where the guy has to cut his own arm off: "Well, you only need one hand to Drink beer." -Al
Justin: "Every man who's into any sort of fantasy shit wants to be a dragon tamer, because they will get laid."
Andy: "Yeah, they would get laid all the time *pause* and even if they didn't... They would have a fucking Dragon!"